Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Where have all the game stores gone?
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Bastion vs Thorns: Why Bastion is Winning
I got a complaint that I haven't updated Mind the Thorns.
That tells me a lot of things. First it says that someone is actually reading it. That rocks. Second it says that someone reads it and cares enough to want to know what happens next. That also rocks. Lastly it means that not only do they want to know what happens, they also are willing to go out there and ~ask~ for more of it.
I really need to work on it.
However, since the launch of Bastion, it has only missed one update for Spring Break and is currently on pace to keep going without interruption. The real issue is: Why?
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Living the iLife
In addition my parents also got themselves an iPad and of course came to me with questions about what to get to put on it, with an eye to letting Xander (who's about to turn 5) play games on it. Sadly I don't have a lot recommendations on that front but I thought I'd do a little write up of the various apps that have become indispensable in my iLife.
Most of what I'm going to talk about here was free, though many of them were only free for a limited time. Always check prices before you buy an app and always be aware of the pricing models. They've made some good changes to how Apple handles In App Purchases, but I still only marginally trust them with Xander around.
So... what's on my iPhone?
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Summer Nights (of Writing)
I knew it was ambitious.
I knew it was going to take work, dedication, and perseverance.
Writing is hard and I was ~ready~.
So... how'd it go?
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Write what you know
This is the mantra of writers. I sometimes think that the code should be "If you don't know it, don't write it." One of my biggest pet peeves is not so much when someone writes something that's just a little off but when it propagates significant misinformation on a topic.
For example, in the 18th century, women wore pouches under their skirts called "pockets". It was a relatively new invention to attach these directly to garments as we know them now. Back then the pockets were separated from the garments and worn on a separate band about the waist and under their skirts.
Despite this fact, over and over, at re-enactments, women will walk around with their pockets on the outside of their skirts and show off the lovely embroidery on there. They'll talk about the hours women would spend on needle work to adorn the pockets (they did) and the pride they would put into making them (they had it) and how women would be happy to show them off (they did not). To suggest they did is a bit like talking about how women today would show off their lacy bras to anyone and everyone because they were so proud to wear such cute underthings.
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Hey Don Draper: Stop lying to my kid!
"Yes! We need to get Skechers because they make you run super fast and fly and be a superhero!"
I blinked.
"Your shoes make you a super hero?"
"Yeah! It's so cool you can fly and run super fast and you are Total. Super. HERO!"
Skechers is a particular brand of tennis shoes which purchases large swatches of ad time during children's programming on Cartoon network, Nick, Nick Jr, etc.
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Movie Review: Brave - A snippet
Wow.
Just Wow.
From a gripping story (for me at least) with well done characters, amazing animation, and a musical score that should be a gold standard for all future Disney releases. I was practically in tears with joy during the opening third of the movie as Merida embraced her passions and chased after her loves. It was heart lifting on levels I cannot put to words.
But let me try: I can only pray, and I mean Pray, that I see that kind of joy in the eyes of my beloved little Kaylee. I can only hope against hope that she feels so free to be the woman she knows in her heart she is.
But before I really get into a review I'd like to revisit something I posted on several months ago, specifically the scandalous implications that Merida might be the first Gay Disney Princess
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Life Imitates Art?
But first a quote:
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better.
-Rick Castle
I was thinking about the situation in Colorado and how it was orchestrated like an episode of CSI. Guy shoots up a location, gets caught, and then goads the police into going to his house which is booby trapped to hell and back, hoping to blow up some more people.
In fact I think it DID happen on an episode of CSI: Las Vegas.
So, here's a question: Are they related?
Thursday, July 5, 2012
Does Merida being gay matter?
Which gets us to the question at hand: Is Merida, Heroine of Brave, a lesbian? And if she is, does that matter?
Frankly I think that's one of the dumbest questions raised about this movie. It ignores what actually does matter:
That people are asking the question in the first place.
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Rock of Ages: A Review

I was born in 1974. That makes me... old. Not yet, as I often say, "Get off my lawn!"-old but old. So imagine my surprise and delight to see a musical that builds on the songs of my youth. Imagine further delight to see that musical being made into a film.
Before I get into the movie itself I do have to comment on what I find curious about my own memory. I was 15 when the 80's started their close. I was in high school during the rise of the Boy Band, and the downswing of MTV and what I think of as a fairly intense shift in Rock and Roll towards more heavy sounds, likely to separate it from the fluffy harmonies of groups like The Backstreet Boys.
Yet 80's rock and roll always seems to feel like the music of my youth. This was the music I first sang along to, even though I had precious little idea what I was singing about. For the lontest time I thought that "Papa Don't Preach" was about a girl who had detention.
But back to Rock of Ages....
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Finals - On a Break

When I started this blog I was pretty good about getting out two posts a week. As this is intended to help further my writing career I was also very careful to only write on my time from my own computers. That meant no writing at work. Unfortunately with final exams and end of year pushes to wrap up I just can't find the time to do proper blog posts as I'd like. I also have picked up, I believe, some underage readers so it's even more critical that I keep my ducks in a row and only write on my time, of which I have none between now and the end of class.
Until then, have a nap on me.
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Skyrim vs Dragon Age
So while I’m recovering from some minor surgery I had a day to play my “alternate” game of Skyrim. I broke down a few weeks ago and picked up a copy and started a play-through as a spell caster. This week I started up a sword and board character focusing on heavy armor and direct combat. My magic user on the other hand is all stealth and cloth robes. As an aside, why is it that the super powerful Archmage Robes have to have this dorky hood attached? My mage is rocking out this home enchanted circlet of magicka recovery and it’s hidden in this silly hood.
But as I’m playing through a second time with my warrior (who I have decided looks far better without a helmet than with so screw the armor bonuses for now; if I get in a fight where I think I need that 20% I’ll put one on) I’m left thinking about how these two characters are different.
And I realize why it is that Dragon Age is a superior game in many ways.
Monday, May 21, 2012
It's on the To Read List
But then this came in the mail today:

Friday, April 27, 2012
Get off my lawn! Wait? Your Lawn?
Monday, April 23, 2012
Why I didn't cry: More Hunger Games Commentary
You have been warned....
Monday, April 16, 2012
At Least They're Reading
My dislike for the franchise is based entirely on my reaction to the movie and I've been told time and time again that I'll change my tune as soon as I read the book. Maybe. But I doubt that will change my general dislike for the premise, or the major plot points. As I understand the same characters (for the most part) live and die in both the movie and the book and those facts are part of my general concern.
Now for the three of you still reading, let me really drill down on my concern: what I really dislike is the general attitude of many people in relation to whether or not kids should be reading the book in the first place. It's the same attitude that came up when Twilight was all rage among teens and tweens. It seems that every so often something else comes out and I, rapidly approaching the age where I sit on my front porch so I can yell at the kids to get off my lawn, find myself a fairly lone voice in saying "You're letting children read ~that~?"
To which the answer comes:
"Well at least they're reading."
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
The balancing act
Monday, April 2, 2012
If you're going to be offended...
Who is the audience they are going for here? It appears to be men over the age of eighteen, which is a demographic extremely unlikely to go see this film. The moviegoers mostly likely to see The Hunger Games are young girls between the age of 12-17, along with their mothers. That is an audience that clearly does not need to see a character’s cleavage in order to want to rush out and buy tickets to the movie.
Of all the things to be offended by, I'm not sure I understand why this would be the point of rage.
Warning: There are spoilers for the movie under the cut

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